Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Jing Huan’s closest cousin since childhood was “mistressed” in a popular MMORPG: he only realized after investing her emotions that the guy was a scumbag who already had a girlfriend.

After enduring days of cyberbullying from people in the game, his cousin, overwhelmed with grief and anger, left the country in a fit of rage.

Jing Huan couldn’t swallow this injustice and decided to avenge his cousin in a man’s way—by buying a game account and slaying that scumbag countless times in the online game.

With his skills and expertise as a top-tier player since the game’s launch, kicking that guy out of the server would be a piece of cake!

He logged into the game with high spirits, only to discover after some reconnaissance—this scumbag was the top DPS in the server, ranked first on the leaderboard, wealth list, popularity chart, and fame ranking.

Conclusion: No chance of winning.

Jing Huan was disheartened and about to give up when he witnessed his roommate’s online romance crash and burn upon meeting in person—catfished with fake photos, a voice changer, and even scammed out of money, leaving his roommate nearly hospitalized from the shock.

Jing Huan had an epiphany. After comforting his roommate, he immediately splurged on a high-end voice changer and hauled it back to their rented apartment overnight.

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Also known as “I Turned Myself Gay,” “Honey, Do You Think My Adam’s Apple Is Sexy Enough?” and “Screaming MMP in My Heart but Sending Kisses with My Words”

Online deception trope / Straight-to-gay / Keyboard MMORPG / Voice changer warning

The top is not a jerk, nor did he wrong the bottom’s sister.

Trigger Warning: A story where the bottom is on a journey to bend himself, incidentally bending the top along the way. This is written for entertainment—do not take it as reality. Those sensitive to straight-to-gay tropes, proceed with caution.

Primarily an online gaming story, no literary skill—just pure nonsense.

Content Tags: Online Gaming, MMORPG