Live-streaming counterfeit dollars? Streamer, you're really asking for prison time! - Chapter 10
Chapter 10: You Guys Can’t Do It, I’ll Do It Myself! (Vote for Monthly Tickets!)
【Liaoning Iron Brother】: « This guy should change his name to ‘Nine-One’ Brother from now on! »
【ddadwad】: « Even scamming a chicken’s money, how shameless!!! »
【Trofsky】: « Got a free ride and made 500 bucks, what a win! »
【Little Punk】: « I saw the check in his wallet—a $1500 check he deliberately didn’t use! »
« …… »
What a mess.
The water friends are going wild!
Ye Chen quickly said, « Brothers, hold on a sec, I genuinely had no idea this thing could still be used! »
Let’s not do such shady business!
I’m selling art here!
The viewers kept posting comments like ‘I get it’ and ‘Got caught, won’t report the streamer’ underneath, leaving Ye Chen utterly dumbfounded.
I think I’m losing control of the situation!
Should we end the livestream now?
Check the engagement meter first!
Holy shit, it’s already skyrocketed to forty thousand!!!
40,000 emotional points can be exchanged for an antique from the Ming Dynasty, which could sell for over a million!
Dude’s about to become a millionaire!
With over a million bucks, you could hire five hundred girls and host a thousand-ball sports tournament.
Ye Chen noticed the viewers spamming the chat, with many wanting to connect via mic—probably looking to stir up some fun.
These guys are already getting hyped up!
And for sure, someone must have recorded the previous live stream. If anyone reports me, I’m definitely going in for some tea!
Since that’s the case, and there’s a chance I might end up having tea anyway…
Might as well take matters into my own hands, crank up the hype, and push the excitement level to a hundred thousand!
Brothers, since you’ve extended such a warm invitation, I won’t pretend anymore!
Honestly, the content you guys are putting out feels a bit amateurish—kinda childish if you ask me!
Ye Chen decided to step in personally. Since the situation couldn’t be contained, he might as well take matters into his own hands!
The emotional impact is truly stirring!
You can exchange it for antiques to sell while also boosting profits—let’s milk some emotional engagement first.
Besides, these Pan Am checks would only harm America’s interests, not our Dragon Nation.
[Little Punk]: « What’s up, streamer? You gonna jump in and do the bit yourself? »
[Superman Strong]: « Come on, streamer, look how clueless you were earlier. Just sit back and watch—let the bros go wild! »
[Tolovsky]: « I’ve got my snacks ready, just waiting to see the big shots in the livestream work their magic. Host, don’t you dare interfere with them! »
[Nguyen Van Nguyet]: « Host, seriously? You? »
[Kim Jong-kook]: « Host, who do you think you’re fooling? »
« …… »
Most viewers didn’t have high hopes for Ye Chen!
Those guys earlier who burned fake money at graves or tried to seduce Black Pearl with their antics—didn’t see you, the streamer, showing any real skills back then!
Ye Chen completely ignored the comments and directly paused the live interaction. « Listen up, brothers—every single one of you! »
I’ll personally teach you how to use this check!
Start sending those small gifts! And don’t forget to hit that follow button for your streamer!
He didn’t wait for the audience’s reaction and immediately started offering terrible ideas.
Anyway, as long as he boosted interaction and popularity, he could harvest emotional points.
You two guys earlier—you’re just not cutting it!
Here’s what you do: take those checks and go buy illegal substances from Black Brother!
It’s a no-cost business anyway, buy as much as you can and get the operation running!
Even if Black Brother realizes he’s been scammed, would he dare to report it to the police?
Would he go to the American cops and say, ‘I was selling illegal stuff, and the buyer gave me fake checks. Please arrest him for me?’
Those cops would probably hang Black Brother up and beat him senseless.
Ye Chen began to vividly explain: « This check, whether the bank can actually cash it or not! »
You go spend it at a bar!
Actually, none of you have grasped the key point!
Many viewers thought, huh, the streamer seems to have some real insights.
Ye Chen noticed the emotional value rising and knew his approach was working, so he quickly continued:
Remember those bar lights that make women look stunning? That’s the ‘pork lamp’—shine it on yourself, and you’ll look like a male god too!
In that dim lighting, whether it’s the campus belle or the art school department flower, you can pick anyone you want!
Just give them a fake check. In that murky environment, the only thing they’ll clearly see is the amount written on it—nothing else!
【Little Tai Bao】: « Host, you’re really something else! »
【Superman Qiang】: « In a hotel under normal lighting, you’d spot the danger, but not in a bar. Host, you’re next-level shady. »
【dadada】: « Host, I learned something new—great idea! I’m gonna try it later! »
【Ruan Wenyue】: « That viewer who just connected was shady enough, but you had to add insurance to the trick? I hope your son is born without a— » (censored insult).
« …… »
The water friends gradually felt, hey, this streamer is interesting, hit that follow button!
Ye Chen checked the emotional value balance—just these few minutes had earned him three thousand points!
Keep up the momentum!
Gotta make one for sure!
They probably wouldn’t actually do it anyway. For now, I just want to rile up the audience and cash in on some emotional reactions first.
Even if the viewers actually go through with it, whether they live or die isn’t my problem—they can’t trace it back to me!
These are just small tricks!
I’ve got the most crucial move!
« All my American water friends, listen up! »
Ye Chen raised his voice considerably, « In your America, there’s a police donation system! »
« In this system, when I donate money to the police department, they’ll issue me a ‘Get Out of Jail Free Card’! »
Later, if I encounter police on the street, I can show this card—even if there’s some traffic violation—and avoid any fines, walking away scot-free!
Even better, donating ten or twenty thousand dollars gets you dinner with their police chief!
Yeah right, America’s different from us—they make all their bribery completely transparent.
He started explaining America’s shady dealings, where bribery operates completely out in the open—real old-school corruption.
The stream audience listened intently, and the viewer count kept climbing.
Before long, the number of viewers in the live stream had already surpassed forty thousand!
Many international viewers were also flooding in!
Ye Chen continued, « Those who donate more will receive additional benefits, including a police badge as a symbol of status! »
In America, this essentially means you’re an ‘Honorary Police Officer’!
« Since you’re paying top dollar, you’re the boss. Our police station will issue you an ID—just show it if you ever run into other cops! »
« But, give them a fake check, write it for thirty-five or eighty thousand, and donate it to the police station! »
« Get ten or eight police badges, and a hundred or eighty ‘get-out-of-jail-free cards’ to sell! »
« As for the police station’s check, would the bank dare not cash it? »
Even if they really don’t cash it, by the time they try to redeem it, you’ll have already sold everything and skipped town—just move to the next county in America and keep going!
We’re gonna be the ‘All-American Roving Check Gang’—keep pushing forward!
[Little Punk]: « This streamer is a downright scumbag! »
[Hard Work Pays Off]: « Damn it, I want to report you, you bastard! How dare you insult my spiritual homeland! »
[« Silence is Golden »]: « America is my spiritual sanctuary, my spiritual motherland. You can’t do this! »
[« Liaoning Iron Brother »]: « You two old fools upstairs, if you love America so much, why don’t you just move there? »
[« dadada »]: « We true Americans don’t mind this at all. Don’t scold the streamer! We’re actually very grateful to them! »
