Laugh at Me for Being So Passionate

Everyone believes Lin Fangzhou is a lazy, idle man, but in truth she has been crossdressing as a boy since childhood, and she is actually quite miserable. If anyone were to discover she is a woman and report her to the authorities, she might well be exiled three thousand li to grow watermelons in the desert. So she must never, ever let anyone discover her secret. However, this secret that she has sworn to protect with her life is discovered by a young boy who fell from the sky and whom she accidentally rescued, and Lin Fangzhou feels life is no longer worth living! After suffering inhuman torment for several years, when faced with Yun Weiming, who has now restored his true identity, Lin Fangzhou seems to see herself sitting atop a mountain of gold, with even the back of her head glowing. "I never imagined! I've picked up quite a few things before, but only you are the most valuable! I saved your life—how do you plan to repay me?" Yun Weiming says: "For the grace of saving my life, I have no way to repay it, so I can only offer myself to you." "No, no, no, just give me some money—come any closer and I'll report you to the authorities!" "Hehe, have you forgotten? The authorities are run by my family."